Deep in the Heart of Hockey
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Episode 135 (1.14.22) - Ocean's 17 by Stephanie Meyer
Finally, the end is here. Carolyn & Merrin review Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt 2. They talk high camp, Bob Newhart, Merrin pokes holes in the world building, and Carolyn is just happy to still be alive. Plus: Ranking all 5 Twilights, an actual movie you
Episode 134 (12.13.21) - The One With the D*** of a Killer
The terror train continues down the tracks as Carolyn and Merrin are back for more Deep in the Heart of Twilight, a new series that (thankfully) can only possibly have one more entry. Is that one too many? (Yes, yes it is.) Carolyn & Merrin discuss va
Ep 133 (10.18.21) - The One with No Backstory
Well, it's time for part three of Deep in the Heart of Twilight, just in time for Halloween! Can this series get any worse? (Spoiler: Yes. Yes it can.) Carolyn & Merrin dissect more red flags, more bizarre vampire biology, and more inexplicable action
Ep 132 (9.12.21) - The One with Chekov's Metaphor
We regret to inform you that it is another Deep in the Heart of Twilight episode. This time Carolyn & Merrin tackle Twilight: New Moon, the second movie in what appears to be a never ending series. More vampires, more werewolves, more glaring red flag
Ep 131 (8.21.21) - The One that's Team Charlie
Carolyn & Merrin continue to not talk about Hockey, but do want to keep talking, so instead, it's a DHH special episode! Twilight: It's bad. But is it as bad as the Dallas Stars will be this coming season? How many red flags do we find? Are there any
Ep 130 (3.7.2021) - The One that Doesn't Eat People
Everything is terrible! Well, not today, Satan!It's the first-ever All Happy Things episode! That's right, no Stars, no Stats, only feel-good shenanigans. Join Carolyn and Merrin as they talk about pie, cute animals, dragons, nomads, and so much more. Is
Ep 129 (2.1.21) - The One that Knows Its Strengths
The Dallas Stars are back and defying expectations on both sides of the coin. Merrin incurs the wrath of musical fans, Carolyn gets mean, the Red Wings make your fantasies come true, and the only Great Gatsby adaptation you need. Now with 50% less editing
Ep 128 (1.1.21) - The One That's a Work In Progress
New year, same Deep in the Heart of Hockey! The NHL is making a lot of choices, the Stars have some new divisional rivals, Carolyn gets what she wants, and Merrin is planning for retirement. Remember, you can only see it if you don't look directly at it.
Ep 126 (10.17.20) - The One that's 60 Minutes of Something
Carolyn & Merrin tackle the Stars' quiet free agency, low revenues, and betting on yourself. Plus, the best episodes of TV, and how to balance a roster, astrologically speaking. It's a Deep in the Heart of Hockey first! If you enjoyed this episode, su
Ep 25 (12.15.15) - The One in a Galaxy Far Far Away
In this episode, ALL THE THINGS ARE HAPPENING but not to the Stars, who keep rolling along. The Ladies worry about the Central, prove they can still pass 5th grade geography, hop aboard the Millennium Falcon, and wish all of you Happy Holidays!