George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He had allergies and other medical issues which made him barely fit for duty.George tried to see his doctor about these problems, but being a pirate, he was always on the move, and it was hard to see

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He got seasick at the drop of a hat.And George dropped his hat a lot.Sometimes, he threw up in his hat.So, when nobody was looking, he'd try to swap his hat for someone else's.Pirates took to writ

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He tried his best, though.When the other pirates needed help, he was the first to lend a hand.But when George needed help, none of the others would lift a finger to help him.Okay, so they may have

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.The captain assigned another pirate to sanity check everything that George did."Isn't that term offensive?" said George. "It's demeaning to the mentally ill."The other pirates laughed at George's ov

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Somehow, he'd managed to wreck his ship on a far-distant asteroid.It was a small asteroid, with three tiny volcanoes and a pretty red flower.A little boy was attacking a seedling with a hoe."If I d

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.After three days stranded in the desert with no food or water, he was hallucinating pretty badly."All I need is a rope to pull my ship back to the water," babbled George, stumbling over the sand.Geo

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. Instead of spare ammunition, George brought extra food and wine. He'd share them with the other pirates. "So much better than hardtack and water," they said. "Where did you get that?" "I made it mysel

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. Instead of looting and pillaging and plundering, when it was a nice day, George just wanted to roam through fields of flowers or sit by the ocean and listen to the waves. Surprisingly, instead of maki

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. But he was good at designing miniature golf courses. He sketched out the plans on old maps, arranging treasure chests and sea serpents. Every hole was marked with an X. The last hole was an epic sea b