Kaboom! On the Fourth of July, I like to make my own special fireworks with my lips and with my hips.

I’m feeling just a little bit frisky after all the madness and mayhem of Fourth of July weekend here in the U.S. We barely survived the onslaught of mosquitoes, firecrackers and drunk tourists! I bet many people all over the nation are needing a vacation from their vacation.

We hope our show is that vacation for you.

On today’s show Tracy Tyler, Marc Felion and I, Fausto Fernós recap the events of the weekend and the sexy and not so sexy things we ran into.

Marc and I traveled to his hometown of Erie, Pennsylvania where we were treated to some beautiful canoing and hunky men twirling around the stripper pole at the local gay bar.

Right at closing, just as we were about to leave the hot young men at the Zone nightclub had a dance off using the stripper pole! We were all treated to an amazing spontaneous show that rivaled the mastery of Cirque du Soleil and certainly the sexiness as well.

One guy at the local bar had a bit of attitude with his Hollywood stylist good looks, chiseled abs and rock hard body- at 5.4 feet tall. I asked him where he got this awesome shirt he was wearing and he said “I got it working as a model in Europe.”

What I wanted to say is how happy I was that a short person like him got work as a fashion model anywhere, but I kept my big fat mouth shut.

Later on a totally methed out guy came over to harass us and Marc skillfully turned Mr. Meth Crazy onto Mr. European Fashion Model and a fight almost broke out! Listen to show for all the messy details.

Meanwhile Tracy has been working on her summer tan, which makes her feminine shape stand out more. What I like most about her tan lines is the way she wears revealing black dresses to church on Sunday to try to turn on the ministers and the members of her congregation!

I love a whore in church who keeps it calm and cool.

Ding Dong, former Senator Jessie Helms, foe to man and beast died at the age of one zillion showing that it’s hard to kill evil white men.

Check out our friends at Towleroad, who beautifully put his legacy into words: “To all those people who died too soon or who lived without being able to live life to its fullest as a result of Jesse Helms and his influence, may you rest in peace.”

We think he probably died earlier in the week, but the Republican party kept his dead body in a meat locker somewhere until the Fourth of July to shoehorn his death at some sort of cosmic patriotic meaning.

And now for a real hero- Nigerian gay rights activist Davis Mac-Iyalla has been released from prison and is now in the UK seeking asylum. Work it Davis! Imagine what your life would be like if your country tortured you, imprisoned and harassed your family for your simple desire to be a gay man, out loud and proud.

Listen to our interview with the leader of Changing Attitude Nigeria (CAN).

Meanwhile, a man slathered head to toe in BBQ sauce got arrested while hiding in someone’s basement in Wisconsin. I guess he thought he would blend in with the weekend’s food and not be seen. Yes I know he’s crazy, but he sure tastes good!

Fighting for your right to rock and roll all night and party every day, or at least every once in a while- Feast of Fools.

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